CREEPY: Did you see how our owner and the neighbor nursed that baby bird back to health yesterday between storms? I am utterly disgusted.
FATTY: Oh, I think that was precious! I only wish they had brought the little fellow up here to "play" after his health was restored. I used to "play" with birds all the time back in my alley cat/homeless days.
CREEPY: Play?! I have asked you REPEATEDLY to play Scattergories with me! What's a baby bird got that I don't?! Not fair!
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